I married a red-head.. I never sleep.
Can't take her to third world countries.
Redheads Are Human-Alien Hybrids
Redheads Become Vampires When They Die
Red-Haired People Originated In Atlantis
Redheads Were Conceived During Menstruation
The Ashes Of Redheads Burned Alive Fertilize Fields
Redheaded Women Are Witches
Redheads Don't Have Souls
Redheads Bring Good Luck
Redheads Are Violent And Hot Tempered
Redheads Are More Sexual
Redheads Are On The Endangered Species List.
They love love love rubies.
That''s how I'm getting away with this one in the first place...