Dear diary, Simon has taken to sending me emails, you know little things like “could you check to see if I left that Tiof exploration report on the hall table?” and “do you mind if we rent Out of Africa again tonight”.
He seems so much more relaxed and keeps talking about how much easier it is with the new team in place, he even had me buy them all Lindt Bunnies which he hides so they all have to forage around. They never found them last year despite using some pretty sophisticated sonar imaging techniques out on the Swan.
Managed to find him a little Easter treat on eBay this morning, a copy of the Beverly Hillbillies TV Classics Volume 1, it’s his absolute favourite, he even sings along with the credits - “and then one day, he was shootin' at some food and up through the ground come a bubblin' crude”. I do hope he asks me to dress up like Elly May again.
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