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    >An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a
    >beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his
    >glass in
    >the air, pulls out a gun shoots the glass to pieces.
    >
    >He says "In Seth Efrika our glorsses are so chiip thet we don't nid to
    >drink from the sim one twice".
    >
    >The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer throw his glass
    >into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
    >
    >He says "Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we hev so much sind to make the
    >glesses that we don't need to drank out of the sim gless twice
    >either..ay".
    >
    >The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
    >his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African
    >and the Kiwi.
    >
    >He says "In Australia we have so many f@#3g South Africans and Kiwi's
    >that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice".
    >
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