A woman complains to her best friend,"I simply don't know what to do. All my husband talks about is his Mom. It's always 'Mom is a better cook', 'Mom is better at cleaning'. 'Mom this', 'Mom that'...never pays any attention to me."
Her best friend consoled her and suggested, "Don't worry, that's no problem. You simply need to draw his attention properly. Dress up sexily, so that he sees the woman in you. That'll put all his thoughts about Mom very far away."
The next day, the husband returns home, and his wife greets him all dressed up.
Sheer black stockings, a black bra, skimpy black panties...The husband sees her and grabs his chest,"Oh, my god! You're wearing all black; did something happen to Mom?"
