Qantas flight 20, Denpasar, meals and accom', rent-a-car I've been to Bali, I've been to Bali too
Took a two week course at a suntan clinic So lying round legian and I wouldn't look anaemic And you can't impress me, 'cause I've been to Bali too
Got a ride out to Kuta in the back of a truck Cost me twenty dollars and it wasn't worth a buck Hustled to a losman down Poppies Lane By a Javanese guy in a tropical rainstorm Lock up your daughters, I've been to Bali too
Life is tragic hanging out at Kuta If you haven't got a car, a bike or a scooter Show me the bike shop, I've been to Bali too
Got myself a Honda, had to get away No brakes, bald tyres, five thousand rupes a day I've been to Bali too.
Well I don't ride a bike much home in Australia As a motorcycle hero guess I'm a failure Bemos to the left, trucks to the right The Honda was a wreck but I was alright Hello mecurochrome, I've been to Bali too
Wired home for money, short of cash A dose of Bali belly and a tropical rash Daddy came through - American Express Bali t-shirts, magic mushrooms, Redgum bootlegs I've been to Bali too
Took my bag and mozzie coils to Peliatan It's there were my Bali trip really began Been there, done that, I've been to Bali too
Tourists from Holland, Britain and France Late night puppet shows, leg on dance Want to see my slides, I've been to Bali too
Well I wandered off to Ubud, just a little up the track One week there didn't want to come back Listening to Gamelon playing guitar Janteris, tacos, Hotel Monara, two month visa I've been to Bali too.
Flying Kangaroo out of Denpasar, left the camera in the airport bar I've been to bali, I've been to bali too.
