Little Johnny was practising the violin in the living room, while his father was reading the football results.Pluto, the family dog was there as well and was howling at the violin screeching sounds.Little Johnny's father listened to Pluto and the violin for as long as he could. Then he jumped up, threw his newspaper on the floor and shouted, "For crying out loud's sake, can't you play something the dog doesn't know"?
