A male and a female whale were swimming along the coast of Japan and noticed a whaling ship not too far from them.
The male whale gets angry at the sight of the ship because his father was killed by whalers a few years ago. He decides that he wants payback. He turns to the female whale and asks her, "Hey, you know how these whalers keep murdering our friends and family right?"
The female whale nods in agreement.
So the male whale continues, "How bout we teach those whalers lesson then?"
To which the female whale replies, "Sure, what did you have in mind?"
Upon hearing her agreement, a devilish gleam can be seen in his eyes as he explains his plan.
"Let's swim deep down under the sea where they can't see us. Then we'll emerge right under their ship and use our blow holes to capsize it. "
The female whale agrees, and they immediately spring into action. They both dive down deeper into the ocean and go completely unnoticed by the whalers. Then, slowly and meticulously, they emerge right under the ship. They then both blow as hard as they can out of their blow holes the combined air pressure topples the ship.
The whales both swim away, elated and laughing at their success with both whales yelling "yeah that'll teach them a lesson about killing whales!"
As the male whale looks back to admire the chaos they created, he notices the ship's crew swimming back to shore. This gives him an idea and a devilish smile runs across his face as he turns to ask the female whale,
"Do you know what would really teach those whalers a lesson about killing whales? Why don't we swim right up to them and gobble them all up?
To which the female whale shakes her head in disagreement and replies, "Look pal, I might have agreed to the blow job, but there ain't no way that I'm going to swallow seamen."
