I woke up swathed in bandages, in a hospital ICU,Tubes entering...

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    10/11/13
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    I woke up swathed in bandages, in a hospital ICU,
    Tubes entering different parts of my body,
    Wires monitoring every function,
    A gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
    It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.

    I heard her say, 'You may-not feel anything from the waist down.'

    I managed to mumble in reply, 'Can I feel your tits, then?'
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