My wife was dying. I was by her bedside.
She said in a tired voice. "There's something I must confess."
"Shhh" I said, there's nothing to confess. Everything's all right."
"No I must die in peace... I slept with your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!"
"I know," I whispered.... "That's why I poisoned you.
(edited for HC)
