A few weeks ago a family of Aboriginals moved in next door....

A few weeks ago a family of Aboriginals moved in next door. Since then there has been nothing but parties, shouting, fighting and arguing. There are three car wrecks on the front lawn and the street is covered in broken glass. The Police are there every other day. Yesterday I was in my back yard when the bloke popped his head over the fence and said, "Ay, whats going down bro?"

I said, "Just the value of my house."


Disclaimer - This was told to me yesterday by an Aboriginal acquaintance of mine. It is not intended to be racist, so please don't jump on your high horse.