Seamus : "Thanks! She's actually a robot, named Doreen...... If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast,she types letters.
Will work as long as you like, no complaining, no sick days, no medical, no dental......
I'll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is".
Next day, Paddy called Seamus from the hospital & shouted :
"Seamus….... You bastard!
You didn't tell me that the hole between Doreen's legs is a Pencil Sharpener..."
