An Aussie man walks into a pub and sits next to a very attractive woman. He give her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman replies"Is your date running late?"
"No." the man replies, "I purchased this sate of the art watch yesterday and I'm just testing it."
The intrigues women says "What do you mean, state -of -the -art, what's so special about it?"
The man shows it to the woman"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me."
The woman laughed and said "What's it saying now?"
The man replied "Well, it says your not wearing any knickers."
The woman scoffs and laughingly replies "Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties."
The man looks at his watch again, smiles and taps it and says "Bloody things an hour fast."
