About the monkey business. Our genetics are about 98% similar to that of monkeys
The old testament/bible or whatever you call it was amended in around 400 AD when the first christian emperor Constatine decided it to have it rewritten so he could set up his terror organisation known as the Catholic church.
There was a flood some time ago and it is mentioned in many religions. It actually occurred when the a land bridge gave way and caused the sea or a great lake to flood the land. It happened around middle east eastern Europe area.
