my solution to the oz 'immigration' problem, page-22

Let's go the whole hog stakes

We're giving the country away anyway

Why not give it to someone who fought hard for it?

They might apreciate it more than the curent bunch of latte fools

Why not bring a heap of Japanese into Australia?

Enough Japanese in to elect their own representatives to control government in Canberra

They would quick smart put up full border controls into place

And the Gillard/Green/socialist/latte/chardonnet open-door problem solved

No one allowed in except guest workers under strict control

Sake and green tea solution works for Japan