A man says to his wife, "What would you say if I told you I'd won the lottery?"
She says, "I'd take half and then leave you."
"Excellent," the guy says. "I had three numbers come up and won a tenner. Here's a fiver... now f* off!"
A man says to his wife, "What would you say if I told you I'd...
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