My wife said to me: "If you won the lottery,, page-5

Is this the first time we've seen a joke repeated in the same thread?

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I asked my wife what she'd do if I won the lottery, she said she'd grab half and split.

"Good" I said "I picked up fifty, here's twenty five, see ya!"

Post 15352071

A man says to his wife, "What would you say if I told you I'd won the lottery?"

She says, "I'd take half and then leave you."

"Excellent," the guy says. "I had three numbers come up and won a tenner. Here's a fiver... now * off!"