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I hope the white and the yolk weren't still runny!

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24/10/19

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Originally posted by paulb1 ↑

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said aggressively, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”
My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”
"The egg timer"s broken.

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I hope the white and the yolk weren't still runny!
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