Myers doesn't acccept cash, page-44

Come to Darwin post a cyclone now, you would probably have internet and phone service within 24hrs.

Satellites, generators and replacement mobile towers are all part of disaster recovery up here now.

Resilience - the younger folks have figured it out.
You go back to your TAB and ciggies grandpa, and leave the modern world to those of us who understand how to kill and skin a sheep, and run a TCP/IP network as well.