My late wife's gp was called Dr Hellen Drastic
Her specialist was Dr Leach
Her oncologist was called Professor Hacker (RWH Randwick)
Also a young girl called J Carriage employed by Kmart in the infant wear dept.
She would be called over the stores PA system Miss carriage required in infants wear customer service.
The rest of the staff would be chuckling in the back ground.
