Great lead in and many thanks for breaking this wide open - your insight into these theories is invaluable.
We need people to understand that there is a great deal of stuff happening on Mars - NASA are evil - they have been fooling us for over 50 years. They landed on the moon in 1962 and on Mars in 1966 - just ask John Lear and David Icke...
...I cannot believe that people choose to ignore this. For Pete's sake, I realised this since I found some green cheese in my refrigerator in my Uni days - my mother used to tell me to clean my fridge, what with lot's of stuff apparently growing out of the old beer bottles, but hey, that had nothing to do with the cheese. And those damn Mars bars - NASA are already doing a great deal of damage to the environment on Mars - there are holes everywhere - I say we should boycott them - Save Mars!
