national taxation summit

The Right Hon. Gillard and Brown invite you to attend our nation's first annual

National Tax and Pointless Demands Summit

In order to "maximise" outcomes and efficiency we request that you complete the following "qualification questionnaire"

Do you believe in bigger government and larger taxes?

Are you an advocate of "tax first and consult later"

Do you like your tax plans confusing, uncertain, and investment repellant?

Do you see efficiency in State and Federal government taxing and rebating each other?

Do you believe in taxation based on "theory and academic modelling" as opposed to "real world experience and consultation"?

Do you see value in a Department and Ministry for Amigos

Do you think you should "spend first then tax later"... then borrow the rest?

Do you think the Greens have a clear understanding of how to drive economic growth and prosperity in this country?

Do you have exciting new and sustainable taxation ideas -like death taxes, carbon taxes, air taxes, heart beat taxes, blinking taxes etc?

Do you have exciting new and unsustainable spending ideas -like optic fibre for the homeless, environmentally friendly fuse boxes for every house or solar powered MRRT calculators?

Does a billion dollars sound like a "rounding error" to you?

Do you support "Citizens Assemblies, Leaders Forums, Expert Reviews, White Papers and Focus Groups" as a surrogate for leadership and decision making?

If you answered "Yes" to any of these questions, then we want you to join us... and don't forget to bring the latest shopping list for your regional area.