Four nuns are lined up to confess in front of a priestThe first...

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    Four nuns are lined up to confess in front of a priest
    The first one admits that she has sinned by touching a males private parts with her hand
    The priest says, "go wash the offending hand in the holy water over there and say three hail Marys"
    The second nun walks up and says to the priest, " I have sinned as well father. I have touched a mans private parts with both hands".
    The priest says "ok go wash both your hands in the holy water over there and say three hail Marys"
    Just then the fourth nun says to the third
    "Can i go before you, i don't want to go to the holy water over there after you have sat in it as i'll have to gargle"
 
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