A sailor staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says: “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!”
The priest says: “No son, you’re not.”
So the sailor goes over to the second priest and says: “Man, I’m Jesus Christ!”
Then the priest says: “No son, you’re not.”
Finally, the sailor gets fed up and says: “Here, I’ll prove it.”He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the sailor and says: “Jesus Christ, you’re back again?!”
This may or may not be true![]()
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