The Lone Ranger & Tonto>> Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a...

The Lone Ranger & Tonto
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> Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and
sat
> down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a
big tall
> cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big
white
> horse outside?" The Lone Ranger said, "I do,
Why?" The cowboy said, "I
just
> thought you'd like to know that
> your horse is about dead outside!" The Lone
Ranger and Tonto rushed
> outside and sure enough Silver was about to
die from heat exhaustion. The
> Lone Ranger got water and soon Silver was
starting to feel a little
better.
> The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says, "I
want you
> to run around Silver and see if you can create
enough
> of a breeze to help cool him down." Tonto said,
"Sure,
> Kemosabe" and begins running circles around
Silver.
> Unable to do anything except wait, the Lone
Ranger
> returns to the bar to finish his drink. A few
minutes
> later, another cowboy struts into the bar and
asks,
> "Who owns that big white horse out side?" The
Lone
> Ranger stands and claims, "I do, what's wrong
with
> him this time? The cowboy looks him in the eye
and says...
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