two giraffes sitting in bar getting smashed... they have been there for hours and drinking heeps.. they is really smashed and 1 giraffe gets up to go the bar... falls over and doesnt move.... the other giraffe yells at him..... hey your shout get up.... no responce.... dude thinks to himself...f*ck this im going home.... he gets up walks out just as he gets to the door.... the barman yells at him... " hey you cant leave that lying there" he turns around and yells back... "he aint a lion he's a giraffe"
