AT A PINCH...
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said: "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said: "You know, if you firmed these we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed his penis.
With a death grip in place, she said: "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man and your brother."
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