When it comes to bs truely major league bs you have to stand...

When it comes to bs truely major league bs you have to stand back in aww, in aww
of the all time heavy weight champions of false promises and exaggerated claims,  religion, organised religion it's a non contest.
Religion easily, easily has the best bs story of all time think about it, religion has convinced people that there is an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of every day and the invisible man has a list of 10 specific  things he doesn't want you to do and if you do any of these things he will send you to a special place of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time.
But...
he loves you, he loves you.
He loves you and he needs money, he always needs money.
He is all powerful all present all knowing and all wise just can't handle money.
Religion takes in billions and billions of dollars, they pay no taxes yet somehow always need money you talk about a good bs story if i may be permitted a small pun...
Holy sh!£.
Holy sh!£.

George Carlin