> >Never choke in a restaurant in the South... > > > >Two hillbillies walk into a bar. > >While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine > >operation. > >Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins > >to cough. > >After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real > >distress. > >One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" > >The woman shakes her head no. > >"Kin ya breathe?" > >The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. > >The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her >dress, > >yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with > >his tongue. > >The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction > >flies out of her mouth. > >As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. > >His partner says, Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick >Maneuver', > >but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
