never lie to a woman

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    man called home to his wife and said, "?Honey?I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada?with my boss & several of his Friends?.?

    We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"?
    "?Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.?"?

    The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.?

    The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.?

    The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish??

    He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"?

    You'll love the answer...?

    The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box?..."
 
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