Most Unexpected
Hope you get a smile or two.
A man is driving down adeserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of hiseye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of hisimagination and drives on without a second thought...
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that thesesigns are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and hepulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone buildingwith a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. Thedoor is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do foryou my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along thehighway and was interested in possibly doing business.... .'
'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He isled through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stopsat a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'
He does so and another nun in a long habit,holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 inthe cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots downthe hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back inthe parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OFST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
