Warning HUMOUR ONLY, (and a poor attempt at that) -that should...

Warning HUMOUR ONLY, (and a poor attempt at that) -that should get this past the moderators? The following account is completely fictitious and bears no resemblance to any company now, or in the future or in the past or in a parallel dimension.





Company Announcement - WWW (wind, wind ,wind) Energy - 22nd May 2043.

The company is pleased to announce that discussions are looking promising regarding farm out of our extremely prospective seashells acreage.

Regrettably, due to the breakthrough technology in the 2030's of synthesising rhetoric into a powerful new energy source consumers can now purchase cars that will run on recordings of boardroom meeting minutes and produce only some residual bullsht as emissions. Fossil fuel oil refining has been reduced to the production of a range of shareholder lubricants only.

Subsequently farm out negotiations regarding our newly proposed floating timeshare cabins in the lovely holiday location of the Seashells should be complete by the time our Board recover from their hip replacements.

Capital raising will be achieved by the issue of four trillion WWWOOOOAAAAAAA options which will expire last month.

;)