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hahahaha! gold from all of you.

hear ye, hear ye.

tis true thy arbiters of robotic financial sorcery do squeeze and cleaneth the lines in their favour.

indeed i doth have telegraphed the proprietors of our good company and thus inform me that indeed the morrow does bring good tidings.

across my many ventures, i have suppled amply and most earglery upon this particular hog. yet she appears to still have much fat and trimmings left of the hock. so one such as myself may yet have another serving or two before this day is set upon by shimmering stars .

alas, my only hesitation in such noble a cause is that thy villainous market may see to it that thy catapult of good fortune be triggered in earnest. sending our interests soaring as though the plumpest of Swine had adorned wings and lept for Jupiter rings as if they were to be taken as his own.

behold, a day of days gentlemen and ladies, where looking back from our mature years, we may say we indeed turned rocks into gold.... thy good company of jolly fellows indeed you be alchemists and wizards of the grandest sort.