Whilst we are all waiting and watching, thought may lighten the...

Whilst we are all waiting and watching, thought may lighten the weekend mood


Environmental Clean Technologies Trial New Process

Further to the unprecedented success of their Coldry and Matmor process, ECT (ESI) today advised of a new process that they intend to trail in the near future.
The Ceo-shred process, collects many of the poorly run Chief Executives of Companies, and extracts the usable braincells and thought processes. After the process is run, a large pellet, approximately 30cm tall, is then plugged into a Ceo-Shred decoder (developed by the technicians assisting ESI in India), and through various modules, produces high quality, honest and accurate information as to the current status of their companies.

It is estimated that it takes approximately 50 dysfunctional CEOs to produce one useable pellet, but once created each pellet is capable of running over 200 companies simultaneously.

Whilst ESI would not comment about future development directions, there has been extreme interest from the Australian Federal Government, citing that this 'may be a way to pull the states into line', however sources close to ESI have stated that they have already been approached by unrevealed parties, to apply this technology to the entire state of South Australia.