Who we are:AHZ is an Australian biomed company, largely owned by...

Who we are:

AHZ is an Australian biomed company, largely owned by the Chinese, with key mismanagement located in the USA. It's complicated.

What we do:

AHZ wholey owns proprietary technology that specialises in turning shareholder money into motorcycles.

Why you should invest:

AHZ has an enviable track record in racking up substantial losses that come in very handy at tax time. In fact, no other company on the ASX is as qualified at value destruction for its shareholders. To date, we've proudly lost more money through overspending and general mismanagement then any other ASX-listed biomed in recent history.

What's in the pipeline:

FY19 sees an exciting lineup of missed guidance, shelved projects and overall value dilution. In fact, there's never been a better time to get onboard if you want to realise a complete loss of your investment. We're expecting a thrilling firesale of assets before EOFY19, followed by voluntary administration - but not before our management receive a healthy retrenchment payout. It's all guns blazing for a thrilling ride in 2019.

DON'T MISS OUT! 

If you have any further questions, please direct them to our head of investor relations, who is currently nameless since the last person ditched her post and ran away screaming and crying. We generally reply to all questions within 4 months.