A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances
up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. Lo and behold, she
takes the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or
vacation?"
"Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states.
Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here's
the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and
she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his
outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this
convention?"
"Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality."
"Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are
the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who
is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French
men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek descent."
Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she
says, "I shouldn't be bothering you with this, I don't even know your
name!".
"Tonto," the man says, as he extends his hand. "Tonto Papadopoulos."
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