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More new words, for you Howard huggers:

To Howard: verb, trans. To say "no" to every new idea. To refuse to listen, to be out of touch with reality, to feel above everyone else, to be obsequious to little Napoleons. Eg: "there are certain people who have the uncanny knack of howarding everything they touch."

Howarded: verb, intrans. To be "Howarded," like to be "Jeffed" is to be told yes and have my throat slit at the same time. To suffer loud mouthed ridicule. To suffer utter destruction. To be sold out. To be sold. To be made depressed. To be lied to. Eg. I went to the boss today to ask if we could improve on our method of packaging by shifting the cardboard two inches to the right but he hoawrded me."