newbie trying to understand dividends, page-2

ok, AMP constantly paid dividends of 14cents twice per year. Except the last two years when they revealed they took money from dead people , cheated school kids and charged fees for work done by ghosts. Since then they have boight themselves a very expensive (too expensive actually ) Ferrari on board and have only given out 24.5c in 2018, 4c in 2019 and now 10c for the year 2020. But since they are in the process of sacking all their museum worthy pieces (which was mainly used for the interns to wonder at) and reduced the board size (hopefully), investors can expect the return of dividends next year as they report significant profits that would have been taken up by maintaining their musuem pieces in the first place. so go ahead and buy some shares as the price will significantly go up once investors realised they retired their musuem pieces, making peace with dead people ( by giving up their accounts to the tax office) also that Japan will probably take over AMP as a sure way tp gain residency for their people into Australia.