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I will simplify things to a grotesque parody of reality for you so you can see. It bears little semblance to reality but arrives at the same conclusion, takes no account of political doctrine, international comparatives and specifics of Cuba. I wont bore you with the subtleties.
The announcment of a monumental resource discovery is the universally acknowledged sole perogative of the host country.
Posters having tanti's of "i wanna ma update", "I wanna ma update , now !" "I wanna ma legally bound update immedially, or I gunna shit my nappy". Well just shit your nappy cos AP aint gunna break this doctrine. The disinformation ministry will release this information as they see fit. The tanti club of which you are a self appointed spokesthing, provide mirthfull ignorance. Make a video and title it ignorant peon throws tanti.