Talking Dog
>
> A guy sees a sign in front of a house in Luton: "Talking Dog for Sale."
>
> He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
>
> The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
>
> "You talk?" he asks.
> "Sure do." the dog replies.
> "So, what's your story?"
> The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty
> young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the MI5 about my
> gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting
> in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would
> be
> eavesdropping.
>
> I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running." "The jetting
> around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I
> wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some
> undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and
> listening in." "I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was
> awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm
> just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what
> he wants for the dog. The owner says, "Ten quid." The guy says, "This dog
> is AMazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
>
> "Cause he's a f**king liar. He didn't do any of that shi_
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