Will you fall on your sword cucumber, your rechargeable light...

Will you fall on your sword cucumber, your rechargeable light sabre, see when he hit obi knobi with it he transported to the mountain, so you can use them instead of your broomstick, im sure your aware of all the sundry uses for the rechargeable light sabre, imagine what it will be like when they can use rechargeable magnesium batteries, super.... you'll be able to transport up your own arse and disappear at a massive speed, anyhow on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being not satisfied at all and 10 been orgasmic, how would you currently rate your light sabre with the rechargeable lithium batteries