Q, whats the diffrence between the abc, a farmer, and news of...

Q, whats the diffrence between the abc, a farmer, and news of the world.
A. only two now make you sick.
A, two still have jods.
A, only two are over paid now.
A, two were once run by australians.
A, the average age is over fifty.
A, two are loved by the greens.
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ps it's well past my bed time, but there has to be a few more. It's like the night before christmas. sleep well boys and girls.
Hope JG has some nice pressents 4 us all.