"We have just come back from a jolly good round of golf and...

"We have just come back from a jolly good round of golf and noticed that the share-price was down a wee bit. Don't worry though, because we aren't going broke. However, we are just waiting for the CFO to come back in - he was last seen leaning out a window admiring the view.

Could the shareholders also take note that we have done it bigger and better than macquarie today - That is something that we should all be proud of.

Love and kisses, Your Directors"