"Are you going to tell us you sat on your hands during the first...

"Are you going to tell us you sat on your hands during the first hour & a half crashy and did not put any positions in place.
Any positions placed during the morning session on the short side must be down."

Why would I need to place orders in the morning? I had already bought my puts last week, and expected the market to close at lows. I was ready for this.