newspoll, rudd campaign in tatters, page-78

is this actually a shot of Rudd - his permanent "you have to like me!" switched on - and off - pasted on for the cameras only grin.

Bet he poses, for himself, at night, when cleaning his teeth.

Wish someone would tell Rudd - that "kids" are, in actuality, BABY GOATS! Very annoying - this constant " our kids!"

Someone may do a biography of Rudd, one day. Some deluded fool - with too much time on their hands. And no doubt beneficiary of some huge misplaced Labor arts grant.

It'll start off in the "humour" section. OF any GOOD book store.

Eventually ending up, a few weeks later, heavily discounted, at your local newsagent "bargain" throwing out pile.