"...............you’d be a bit cranky too if you lived in a...

"...............you’d be a bit cranky too if you lived in a soggy cardboard box under a bridge…with some dubious holes punched in it… ..........."

Hang on G. Bit of credibility doubt creeping in here. You claim to be under a bridge in a cardboard box. How come you let it get all soggy ? One minute it has "a" hole half way up and the next " dubious holes" Thought it was only one hole. Now we are not even sure they are holes ! Just what is a dubious group of holes ?
Are you a half full or half empty cardboard box sort of guy ? Mind you I can see just how POS can do it to you. I came in with my eyes wide open but lately they are pretty much screwed shut - tend to do that when I scream !

- anything to relieve the tension people, anything to relieve the tension !!