Been thinking about buying back in, but after some careful...

Been thinking about buying back in, but after some careful consideration i think the following criteria will need to be met first.

When the alarms all start sounding,
and the waves from the tsunami are pounding.
When big shots shorts are burning,
when the sails on the ark start unfurling.
When AFAF gets his lunch eaten,
by Gina or some other cretin.
When the broke back boyz stop their dumping,
and get back to loving and pumping.
When the secret restart works turn out to be true,
and all we hear from TB is ‘I already knew’.
When the nickel boner is standing at full mast,
and the BS pumps have spilled out their last.
When the CR comes like a Tyson hit,
maybe then I can re-look at this POS