Blister - shows up after the hard work is finished
Daisy - Some days 'e shows up, some days 'e don't.
Deck chair - folds under pressure
Glowstick - gotta break 'em and shake 'em to make them work.
Sensor light - only works when someone walks past
Lantern - not very bright and has to be carried.
Justin - Just 'nough effort
Teflon - doesn't retain information, as in nothing sticks.
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