Good one and reminds me of the sausage dog breeder I met who had numerous dogs all over his house. When the bitches went on heat, he simply placed them upstairs and kept the males downstairs. "How will that work, surely the males will just head upstairs and have their way with them" I challenged. His reply will live with me forever. "Pffft, have you ever seen a sausage dog try and climb stairs with an erection".
