Nines Olympic coverage a dud with juvenile skateboard

Commentator 1. Tremendous performance, sideways nose pimple, reverse 1277 brucellosis, hello ding dong, upside down daffy huey luey and duey, fake out nathanganger, backside wobble gong, gnarly gnarly oscillation, inside out sparkle dismount with pike.

Commentator 2. You mean his skateboard was up almost a terrifying 3 feet in the air?

Commentator 1. Umm yeah.

Stop this kiddies skateboarding overload, just cover the Australian performances in this ‘event’ and leave it at that.