Numba One More Efficient Leaders(NO MEL) is a psychological...

Numba One More Efficient Leaders(NO MEL) is a psychological condition in which an individual experiences excessive joy on smoking the Jamaica Numba One and contemplating More Efficient Leaders who are not out (hopefully) to sell the family home and the daughters for a handful of silver.

People like Father, mother, grandparents, siblings and more recently confirmed who go to work everyday to slowly build up a retirement! Unlike the snake-oil salesman who wink and nudge you in the dark while they........

NO MEL is characterized by significant and recurrent amounts of good will to all. Those suffering from NO MEL don't worry about losing their cognitive portfolio and usually are able to open their eyes that they may see the light when it hits them in the face, and open their ears so that they may know that they are not being overcome by irrational exuberance from the preachers standing in the sod at the bottom of the grave..

Sufferes never ever sleep alone and experience great nights heightened by the pleasures of the Numba One, and usually wake up in the morning to start the day by smoking another fine Numba One and a sip or two of cold Red Stripe before breakfast.

NO MEL will cause the sufferer to realise that the sooner he leaves dead beat sites with lots of promises and hot air and nothing else, the better, and that there are better sites to visit, where discussions are rather more rational, debate is moderate and intelligent, and bold print is at a minimum because Uncle Tobias has glaucoma of the upper eyeballs.

Professor Danny Robiin Thaddeus,
Bellevue Psychiatric Hospital
16 1/2 Windward Road
Kingston 2
Jamaica
West Indies
E-Mail: [email protected]
Phone: (876)-928-1380